I am  Tabletop, from Windex and Pledge.

I am from the smelly Mitten.

I am from the lilac, the butterfly garden.

I am from being cheap and blue eyes, from Bernetta and Arlene and Smith.

I am from the on-time and church going.

From you don’t sound like your sorry and don’t watch me work.

I am from Free Methodist and attended such college.

I’m from Swedish Kansas fruit salad with chocolate and bread dip.

From the blondes, the and the shorts.

I am from upstairs, my mother’s house, my grandma’s house, and my aunt’s house.

This “Where I’m From” writing template was found here, but I believe this may be the original author.

Grab the template and fill in the blanks to make your own silly poem.