I am Tabletop, from Windex and Pledge.
I am from the smelly Mitten.
I am from the lilac, the butterfly garden.
I am from being cheap and blue eyes, from Bernetta and Arlene and Smith.
I am from the on-time and church going.
From you don’t sound like your sorry and don’t watch me work.
I am from Free Methodist and attended such college.
I’m from Swedish Kansas fruit salad with chocolate and bread dip.
From the blondes, the and the shorts.
I am from upstairs, my mother’s house, my grandma’s house, and my aunt’s house.
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