I am the potty mouth in this house. My hubby never, ever swears…well, okay, he did when the camper flipped over and he was trying to control the car…but that doesn’t count, does it?
So, when someone gets in trouble for saying a “bad” word in this house, mommy is to blame. Sigh.
Today, Caitlyn and Sue were working on putting together some projects they received for Christmas. Caitlyn started her catapult yesterday and teased Frazier today by launching pieces of burnt bacon.
Sue started her robot today and was having a hard time finding one of the pieces–“damn!”
“Mommy, Sue said damn.”
Sigh…time to head to their room for a chat.
“Sue, you can’t say damn.” “But I can’t find the piece I need.” ”
“But I can’t find the piece I need.” ”
“I know, but you can’t say that word even though mommy does. Say, um, ‘sugar butts’ like daddy does. Or dude. That’s the one I like. You can say it with emphasis. DUDE!!!”
Insert eye roll and a big, heavy sigh.
A few minutes later she is still searching for the piece, looks over at Caitlyn and mutters, “sugar butts!!”
My work here is done.
I’ve had a couple “sugar butts” kind of days lately. It has been raining. I have not been running. I am coming off two medications due to side effects. I am recommitting myself to eat low FODMAP to control some health issues that are obnoxious and kind of hard to control. And there is still homeschooling and its duties, May has a couple super social days in it, and another birthday for me.
Sigh and a big helping of “sugar butts.”
What is your safe word to say around kids or that your kids are allowed to say? If you don’t have one, go ahead and have ours. We’ll share!